A little bit about our Heroes
PeasHi, My name is Peas. And I want to tell you a little bit about myself. But where to start? I think you know that I have a dog named Hambone. And that he's not only a dog–he's also a kid. Just like me. Whenever he wants, he can walk on two legs and talk and do everything any kid can do. I got Hambone a couple years ago. My mom and Dad thought I needed a friend. I don't have a lot of good friends. Sure. There are some kids at my school I talk to. But it's not like they come over to my house to play. I play mostly by myself. And that's why my mom and dad thought I need a dog. |
HamboneHambone here. And if you think I'm going to tell you about myself you're crazy. Growing up in the pound you learn one rule. Real fast. Keep your mouth closed at all times. The less you talk the better. So, no, I'm not going to tell you about what I was like as a puppy and what I want to be when I grow up and blah blah blah. But if you really want to know something about me I'll tell you. I thank my lucky stars every day that Peas took me away from the pound. If it wasn't for him I'd be still stuck in there. |
Save ThemselvesBook Two is coming soon! Get ready to join Peas and Hambone as they try to escape from Dr. EDCG's thermoplastic clone army! |